A Blonde wants to learn how to fly a plane...

A Blonde woman wants to learn how to fly a plane, so she goes to the flight school and asks one of the instructors to help her.

He looks at her and says " All of our planes are taken right now, but we do have this helicopter you could learn to fly. "

The blonde accepts and they go off to the helicopter. The instructor teaches her about all the buttons and knobs, all the levers and pedals, and she's ready to fly.

The instructor tells the woman that she is to fly to 5 thousand feet up then and come back down to the ground, and lets her know he will be checking on her every 1000 feet to see how she's doing.

She lifts off and before long she's at 1000 feet; " How's it going?" The instructor radios in. "Fine" she says.

2000 feet came quickly afterwards; "Status ?" asks the instructor. "Everything is A-ok!" says the woman.

3000 feet went by well from what he could see, and right at 4000 feet the helicopter falls out of the sky!

The helicopter crashes into the ground and miraculously the woman survives the crash.

"WHAT HAPPENED?!" yells the instructor.

The Blonde says, "Well, at 1 thousand and 2 thousand feet everything was going great!.

Then came 3 thousand feet and I started feeling a little uncomfortable, and once I got to 4000 feet it got *really* cold, so I turned off the big Fan!"