Jim, John, and Jack die, and meet St. Peter at the gates of Heaven.

St. Peter greets them saying, "Welcome to Heaven. You are free to do as you please, but we have one rule: don't step on a duck."

Amused, the three men laugh and agree. Once through the pearly gates, they look around them, and the place is positively flooded with ducks. They're absolutely everywhere, and it isn't long before Jim steps on one. As punishment, he is chained to an enormous, ugly, smelly woman for all eternity.

John and Jack are more careful, choosing their steps wisely, but after a week or so, John, too, steps on a duck. St. Peter chains him to a hairy, brutish woman for eternity.

After several careful months, Jack finds himself being chained to a gorgeous blonde. "Oh, man, this is amazing," says Jack. "What did I do to deserve this?"

"I don't know about you," the woman replies, "but I stepped on a duck."

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