A blonde gets in an airplane...

It is a one way flight to New York city and she sits down in the first open seat she sees.
Moments later a man walks up to her and says, "umm, miss that's my seat."
The blonde replies by saying, "Im blonde. Im beautiful and im going to new york."
So the man goes to find a flight attendant to ask her. She goes up to the blonde and says, "mam, that is not your seat please move."
To which the blonde declares, "Im blonde, im beautiful and i am going to new york."

So now these people are frustrated, this lady just wont get up. The pilot over hears them talking and asks, "whats going on, is there a problem?"

They tell him whats going on, and he asks, "is she a blonde?"

"Yes, she keeps saying shes blonde and beautiful and going to new york."

"Okay the pilot says, i got this." He walks up to the blonde and bends over to whisper something in her ear. She then gets up and moves to the back of the plane.

The man and the flight attendant are astounded. "How did you do that, what did you say?"

"Oh nothing really," the pilot says, "my wife is blonde so i just told her that the back of the plane is going to new york."