So she goes home early from work.
On the way, she buys a gun.
Than, she sneaks into her boyfriends room when sure enough, he is doing it without a condom with a readhead!
The blond, overcome with anger, shoots the gun and almost kills the readhead.
The blonde, however, thinks she is dead, and overcome with greif, aims it at her own head.
"Don't shoot honey!" The blond's new ex says.
"SHUT UP" the blond replies, "CUZ' YOU ARE NEXT!"
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