Baseball Jokes

Baseball Jokes

Two middle-aged men sit on a park bench

...and talk about what they think heaven will b...

Why do baseball pitches make bad doctors?

Because when asked to 'give it to them straight...

The Talking Dog version two

A man walks into a bar with a mutt on a leash.
...

I was wondering why that baseball was getting bigger.

Then it hit me.



This was in our English test...

You know Michael Jackson had a pro baseball contract?

Unfortunately he never made it out of the minor...

A man gets sent to prison for a crime he didn't commit.

It's his first time in prison and he's not taki...

What sport does the kool-aid man play?

Baseball; he's a pitcher.

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

The Father, The Son, and the Holy Ghost

A woman takes a lover home during the day while...

The Old Ball Game

A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take hi...

Baseball Players

No matter how amazing baseball players are they...

Irish man's first baseball game.

An Irish man went to his first American basebal...

A blind man walks into a bar...

A blind man walks into a bar and sits down. He...

A man walks into a bar...

...and the bartender tells him that there's a s...

A baseball walks into Wimbledon.

The announcer yells "Hey, we don't serve your k...

My local baseball team can't sell beer at the stadium anymore...

They lost the opener! [wah wah](http://www.sadt...

Saw some Mennonites playing Baseball yesterday

All I saw was a swing and Amish

Three friends meet up at the office, all hungover from the night before.

Bill says "Oh man. I feel so sick guys. I was...

You'd be surprised how easy it is to pick up girls

All it takes is a respectful attitude, a low ke...

An old blind cowboy...

An old blind cowboy accidentally walks into an ...

Once upon a time, I went to Pittsburgh to see a baseball game

During one of the half-inning breaks of that ga...

An older prison inmate sees a new inmate on his first day in prison

The older prisoner sees the new guy is very ups...