...and the bartender tells him that there's a special going on:
"If you can throw this baseball through this hole in the wall, you get a point. Three points in a row will win your own private jet! However, you have to throw from the opposite wall."
The man inspects the hole, and sees that the opposite wall is about ten feet back. The hole is also barely larger than the baseball, so it looks like an incredibly difficult task.
The man takes the ball, and for the next half-hour, he attempts to get the ball in the whole. He finally gets it in once, but proceeds to miss by a significant margin on the next try.
Angered, he confronts the bartender: "This is impossible! I could understand one or two, but why do I need three points in a row to win the jet? It's not fair!"
"Well..." says the bartender, "...it's because three points determine a plane!"
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