An old blind cowboy accidentally walks into an all female biker bar. He takes a seat at the bar, and blurts out, "Who here wants to hear a dumb-blonde joke?" The whole bar goes quiet for a moment, then the biker next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, cowboy, there's three things you ought to know. 1. The bouncer is blonde, is 6'5" and has a billy club. 2. The bartender is blonde too, and she has a baseball bat. And 3. I'm a blonde, professional weight lifter and wrestler. So tell me cowboy, you still wanna tell that joke?"
The old blind cowboy, looking disappointed, shakes his head and says, "Nah, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times..."
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