A man walks into a bar with a mutt on a leash.
The bartender says "Hey, Mac. We don't allow dogs in here!"
The man says, "But wait, he's a special talking dog. Can we stay if I can prove it?"
The bartender thinks for a second and says, "Fine, prove he can talk and I'll let you stay."
"OK, Fido," says the man. "What's on top of a house?"
"Rr-rrr-roof!" barks Fido.
The bartender is not impressed.
"OK, ok, let me try something else," says the man. "Fido, how does sandpaper feel?"
"Rrr-rr-rough!" growls Fido.
"OK Mac, I'm losing my patience," says the bartender.
"Wait, this'll prove it to you," says the man. "Fido, who was the greatest baseball player of all time?"
"Rr-rr-rr-Ruth!" yelps Fido.
The bartender kicks them both out into the street.
The dog looks at the man and says, "Maybe I shoulda said DiMaggio?"
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