So I came home the other day to find a gorilla up on my roof busting up my house. I called an animal control company. The man showed up assessed the situation and told me he was going to climb up onto the roof and when the gorilla was not looking he was going to hit him in the head with a baseball bat causing him to roll off of the roof and hit the ground. At that point, his pitbull would immediately run over and bite down on the gorillas testicles paralyzing him. I said sounds great. He said okay, here I go hold the shotgun. I said why do I have to hold the shotgun? He said just in case of an emergency. I acquiesced . As he climbed up onto the roof, he started to sneak up behind the gorilla but was seen, The gorilla then backhanded him knocking him down and as he started rolling off of the roof he was screaming "shoot the dog, shoot the dog!!!"
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