The older prisoner sees the new guy is very upset so he decides to cheer him up.
Older: You know it's not so bad in prison. For instance do you like movies?
Younger: Yeah, I like movies.
Older: Then your gonna love Mondays. Every Monday they show old classic movies. They even have popcorn. Do you like Baseball?
Younger: Yeah I LOVE baseball.
Older: Then your gonna love Tuesdays. Every Tuesday we play baseball out in the yard. The guards against the prisoners.
Younger: Wow, maybe prison isn't so bad.
Older: One more question. Are you a homosexual?
Younger: No, I am not.
Older: Then you're gonna hate Wednesdays!
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