An older prison inmate sees a new inmate on his first day in prison

The older prisoner sees the new guy is very upset so he decides to cheer him up.

Older: You know it's not so bad in prison. For instance do you like movies?

Younger: Yeah, I like movies.

Older: Then your gonna love Mondays. Every Monday they show old classic movies. They even have popcorn. Do you like Baseball?

Younger: Yeah I LOVE baseball.

Older: Then your gonna love Tuesdays. Every Tuesday we play baseball out in the yard. The guards against the prisoners.

Younger: Wow, maybe prison isn't so bad.

Older: One more question. Are you a homosexual?

Younger: No, I am not.

Older: Then you're gonna hate Wednesdays!

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