The Father, The Son, and the Holy Ghost

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at
work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
"I have a baseball," said the boy
"That's nice," remarked the man
"Want to buy it?" the boy asked
"No, thanks." replied the man
"My dad's outside." said the boy with a smirk
"OK, how much?" the man quickly said
"$250" said the boy

A week later, it happens again and the boy and the lover are in the closet together.

"Dark in here." smirked the kid.
"Yes, it is."
Now smiling the boy says "I have a baseball glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy,
"How much?"
"$750"
"Sold."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch. The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
"$1,000" exclaimed the boy.
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that....that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here ."
The priest says, "Don't start that again; you're in my closet
now."