...and talk about what they think heaven will be like. As a baseball lover, one man says to the other, "I REALLY hope there's baseball to be played in heaven! That would make everything worth it."
The other man replies, "It sure would, i haven't been able to play baseball in years but would love the chance to play in heaven."
Tragically, the next day one of the men has a heart attack and dies. Devastated, his friend returns to the same park bench and weeps for hours. That evening the man hears a voice speaking to him saying, "Hey! Its me! Guess what?!"
Thrilled to hear his old friends voice, he replies, "Oh my gosh is that you?! You gotta tell me; what's heaven like??"
"Well I've got some really really great news, and i also have some not-so-great news... But there IS baseball in heaven, he spoke excitedly.
The man on the bench was so happy he nearly screamed, "Thats the best news ever! What could POSSIBLY be the bad news?!"
The voice responds, "You're pitching on Tuesday...."
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