Baseball Jokes

Baseball Jokes

What would you like to be

In the grade 3 class Mrs. Gouph was asking the ...

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first

(Sor...

Why don't orphans like baseball?

Because they don't know were home is XD

Why don't orphans enjoying playing baseball.

Because they don't know where Home is.

GRANBY ZOO ape escape


An enterprising mayor of the city of Granby, Q...

Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

Baseball in heaven

Two men, John and Joe, had loved baseball their...

So Pete Rose is allowed back in Baseball, huh....

Pete...Pete.....Pete. Those rednecks love Pete...

Please help little Billy Evans.



My name is Billy Evans. I am a very sick litt...

Three men are sitting in an emergency room...

When the doctor comes in. He says 'You all have...

A man walks into a talent scout's office...

... with his dog on a leash. He says to the tal...

Jose visits America.

Jose came to America from Mexico and wanted to ...

A guy and his dog went into a bar and made a bet with the bartender...

A guy and his dog went into a bar and made a be...

3 guys on a plane

A plane full of people starts to go down. The c...

Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

Delivery coincidences,Haha!

Four expectant fathers pace in a hospital waiti...

Jose takes a trip to the USA

Jose just returned to Mexico and couldn't wait ...

The Ins And Outs Of Baseball

This is a game played by two teams, one out the...

Did you hear Wells Fargo has a baseball team?

They are really good at stealing homes.

*Overheard at a country club yesterday*

My father gave me some advice on being active t...

I had to figure out what to do, to avoid a truck that had run a red light ...

... when suddenly I realized why the baseball h...