Bill says "Oh man. I feel so sick guys. I was so drunk last night that I forgot to call a cab. I ended up trying to drive home and got pulled over. The cop gave me a DUI and I ended up staying the night in jail."
Tom replied "That's not so bad. I was so drunk last night that I barely managed to stumble home. I crawled up the stairs into bed with my wife. Later while I was asleep I heard her scream. I thought maybe someone broke into the house. I looked over to her, and she wasn't my wife. She grabbed a baseball bat and chased me out of the house. I had to go to the hospital to get stitches."
Bob said "Guys, that's not as bad as the night I had. I was so drunk that I stumbled home, went into the bedroom and blew Chunks on the bed."
The two other guys look at each other, and Bill says "Hey Bob, that doesn't sound too bad. At least you didn't get arrested."
"Yeah," said Tom. "All you need to do is laundry, not pay a large hospital bill."
"Guys," shouted Bob, "Chunks is my dog."
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