Saying my wife had passed due to a major contusion to the head. The Doctor asked what happened.
Well I was on the tee and my wife decided to set up her ball at the same time. I swung harder than ever and really drove the ball, unfortunately the ball hit my wife in the head so hard that she fell dead and I lost my ball.
The Dr replied, I see, but what I don't understand is the ball in her ass...
Oh, that was my mulligan...
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