And says to his wife "there's no food ready on the table! That's the third time this week! We need to have a talk!"
The wife says "you know what, I wake up at 5:30 in the morning, make your lunch, make breakfast, get the kids ready for school, take them to school, come back home, clean the house, do the laundry, to grocery shopping, pick the kids up from school, take them to practice, pick up the dry cleaning, bring the kids home from practice, help them with their home work, and the you come home, I HAVEN'T EVEN HAD TIME TO WIPE MY ASS!!"
The husband replies "that's another thing I want to talk to you about ..."
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