A guy wakes up in pain after partying all night...

He pulls himself off the couch, stumbling out the front door, desperately trying to piece together what happened last night. He's limping, squinting, and definitely a sad sight to see.

He struggles to get home, his leg, --no, his hip it seems-- is shooting pain down his legs. He calls in sick to work.

He tries to recover, drinking water, a cold shower, and though they help, the pain only becomes sharper. As the alcohol leaves his system, clarity ensues. Something is defiantly wrong with his hip.

He goes to the doctor, and the doctor runs some tests. He comes back with a pelvic X-Ray. "I have good news and bad news," says the doctor in a rather serious tone.

"What's the good news?"

"I found the problem. It must have been quite the party, because you have some lettuce in your ass."

"Wha-- what's the bad news?!"

"It is just the tip of the iceberg..."

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