"What happened to you"
"She hit me like she was a man. Twice."
"Who?"
"I was in church yesterday, with my sister and her boys. The old widow Mrs. Marshal was in front us. She was sitting in a folding chair with a cushion. When she stood for a hymn my nephews started giggling and pointing at her wedgie. I don't know what I was thinking. My hand shot out and I pulled her skirt out of her ass."
"You *what* !"
"She spun around and decked me square in my left eye."
"You didn't hit her back did you?"
"Of course I didn't. I just sat there stunned. After she turned around I...I don't know what I was thinking.."
"You what?"
"I tucked it back in."
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