Lite Lo Mama

HORROR MOVIES- BOLLYWOOD LOGIC:
Always wondered why people living in huge-ass bungalows could never afford to buy a freaking UPS Power Backup !!



Recipe for a Horror movie :

Place hand-picked ugly looking ghastly collectibles around the house- Never forget to include a weird child-play lookalike doll

Shut down the power – Bring on the Thunderstorms

Throw in a woman in serious need of parlor attention holding a candle – Ensure her visage appears in tandem with ever flash of the lightning

Bonus inclusions:

Psychotic shrieks originating from untraceable source… Howling dogs.. a retarded maid who keeps staring into the nether-worlds… an older than thou watchman/caretaker/kaka who shares a deep history with the bitiya who is the aforementioned woman in white!


http://litelomama.com/2015/08/22/indian-horror-movie-logic/

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