A guy asks his girlfriend, "We should try something new in bed. How about if I eat out your ass?"
The girlfriend replies, shocked and disgusted, "Ewww! No!!" and runs out of the bedroom.
Running after her, he shouts, "Come on, baby! It's just tongue-in-cheek!"
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