So at work I'm un-bolting some racks. When a co worker (Will) approaches and says "Hey, where's that 3/16 wrench?" Another co worker (Bradley) quickly blames me. To which I respond "I don't know where it is, I was using my finger!". Without thinking Bradley blurts out "Finger MY ASS!"
We died laughing. The end.
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