16. Kevorkian Krunch -- dying for some chocolate?
14. The 100,000 Peso Bar
13. Hershey's Hickeys -- when Kisses just ain't enough...
12. Reese's Peanut Butter D-Cups
10. Rocky Mountain Oyster Pops
9. Prunettes -- for the mature Raisinette lover
8. Malted Mothballs
7. Boutros-Boutros Bon-Bons
6. Pepsodent Patty
5. Phlegm & M's
4. Leper Bears -- melt in your mouth AND in your hands
2. That Ain't Nougat!
1. Zits Ahoy
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