The Top 14 Ways TopFive Contributors Celebrated National Humor Month


14> Rousing game of Pin the Hair Plug on the CBS Late-Night Host.


13> Went to Blockbuster. Destroyed all the Pauly Shore movies.


12> Worked on our multi-dimensional matrix trying to resolve all the storyline and technical contradictions in the five "Star Trek" TV series. Again.


11> Walked into bars with a priest, a rabbi and a polar bear.


10> Tried to duplicate William Hung's aura in hopes of getting a date.


9> Reported Mel Gibson to the copyright office for infringing on "Life of Brian."


8> Cried ourselves to sleep waiting for Chris to validate our lives by giving us the Number 1 spot.


7> Every time George W. said "freedom" on TV, substituted the word "underpants."


6> Passed around copies of the TopFive lists we made, explaining that even though we don't get "paid," we are considered "professional" humorists.


5> Gathered for a movieoke showing of "Blazing Saddles."


4> Convened the annual TopFive Coven Gathering to worship at the Great White altar.


3> Performed extensive research to conclusively prove that, yes, wherever you go it's about $25 -- same as in town.


2> Michael Jackson-reference drinking contests


1> Same thing we do every month, Chester - tried to take over the world.


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