The-battle-of-the-sexes Jokes

The-battle-of-the-sexes Jokes

Upgrading Boyfriend 5.0


Dear Tech Support:Recently I upgraded from Boy...

While flying recently, Gloria Steinem was...


While flying recently, Gloria Steinem was plea...

A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last...


A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $...

69er


A girl goes into the doctor's office for a che...

Thirteen canaries


Three young women are at a cocktail party. The...

Met at a party...


John receives a phone call."Hello," he answers...

A woman arrives at the Pearly Gates, and meets...


A woman arrives at the Pearly Gates, and meets...

Husbands and Wives, Volume: 73,983,512


You know what I did before I married? Anythin...

Daddy's math


The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows hi...

Top 5 Reasons Why Computers are Female...


Top 5 Reasons Why Computers are Female


Nobod...

Men chase women


Q. What makes men chase women they have no int...

There are only two four letter words that...


There are only two four letter words that are ...

Elevator


This guy's in the rear of a full elevator and ...

A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan,...


A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, s...

Birthday2


The man walked over to the perfume counter and...

Jealous Eve


Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their...

The Jealous Wife


A farmer's wife was terribly jealous. Evening ...

New Condom


Have you heard about the new Super-Sensitive c...

Saintly sons


Two mothers were talking about their sons. The...

Who's screwed now?


Bill was chuckling at the bar when his friend ...

Men are like.....curling irons


Men are like.....Curling Irons. They're always...

Differences between sexes


Q: If A woman of 35 think of having children. ...

Dirty mind


Mr. Hamilton, the biology instructor at a posh...

Did you hear about the new sorority girl doll?


Did you hear about the new sorority girl doll?...

Watch


Q: Why don't women have watches?


A: Because ...