The-battle-of-the-sexes Jokes

The-battle-of-the-sexes Jokes

Problem in Bed


A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I...

10 things only women understand


10. Why it's good to have five pairs of black ...

What a stupid mama!


Yo mama's so stupid she got hit by a parked ca...

Is it in?


Q: How do you get a macho guy to stop calling ...

How are men like noodles?


Q. How are men like noodles?
A. They are alwa...

Top 10 reasons COMPUTERS must be male


10. They have a lot of data, but are still clu...

Difference between a man and E.T.


Q. What�s the difference between a man and E.T...

PMS "Humor"


How many women with PMS does it take to screw ...

Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw


It's the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick...

"Why is it so hard for women to find a man...


"Why is it so hard for women to find a man who...

The eulogy


She married and had 6 children. Her husband di...

Men are like.....department stores


Men are like.....Department stores. Their clot...

Men and weather


Q: How is a man like the weather?
A: Nothing ...

Sorority girls and hookers


What is the difference between sorority girls ...

Fun with snow


Q: What's easier to make: a snowman or a snoww...

Baked beans


Once there lived a woman who had a maddening p...

Single and married women


Q: Why are married women heavier than single w...

Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?...


Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?


- Bec...

A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head...


A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head
...

Dating children.


Q. A woman of 35 thinks of having children. Wh...

Drunk enters an elevator


Returning to his hotel room after a too many d...

Green up


Mrs. McKenzie was showing Corbett, the contrac...

Man/Woman and Boss/Employee Matrix


Smart man + smart woman = romanceSmart man + d...

Men and foreplay -II


Q: What's a man's idea of foreplay?
A: A half...

The Klopman Diamond


A businessman boarded a plane to find, sitting...