The-battle-of-the-sexes Jokes

The-battle-of-the-sexes Jokes

A couple arrived at town hall seconds before...


A couple arrived at town hall seconds before c...

It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine...


It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was ...

Circumcisions


Q: Why have they decided to stop circumcising ...

A girl who is seventeen...


A girl who is seventeen
is much more of a wom...

Top 10 reasons COMPILERS must be female


10. Picky, picky, picky.
9. They hear...

Tell her you love her


Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the dec...

No phone numbers.


Q. Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a...

A woman's idea of romance is candles and satin...


A woman's idea of romance is candles and satin...

Bathroom


Little Bob and his friend John went to the mov...

Losing it all


"I had it all; money, a beautiful house, a big...

Football and the girlfriend


A college senior took his new girlfriend to a ...

On Dying and drinking


An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor af...

How to use an ATM


MALE PROCEDURE


1. Drive up to cash machine.
...

Dentist office


The Lambert's were shown into the dentist's of...

Tips on marriage


"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I inv...

Dumb blonde


Q. Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
...

Observing the baby


One night a wife found her husband standing ov...

Why does a sorority girl wear underwear?


Why does a sorority girl wear underwear?


To ...

Women's brains cost less


WOMEN'S BRAINS COST LESS...The patient's famil...

Relationship Score Card!


1) SIMPLE DUTIES- You go out to buy her flo...

Choking Victim


A father walks into a book store with his youn...

The Airplane


On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes thr...

Michael Jackson


Q:What is Michael Jackson's downfall when it c...

Old man haunting


A couple had been married for a long time, but...

Philosophy Question


If a man speaks in a forest,and there isnt a w...