Daddy's math


The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.
� Yes," he said. "I do. My father taught me."
� Good. What comes after three."
�? Four�, answers the boy.


� What comes after six?"
"Seven�.
� Very good," says the teacher. "Your dad did a good job. What comes
after ten?"


� A jack," says the kid.

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