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A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her
blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your
chest?" asks the doctor.


� Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never takes
off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love�, she replies.


A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off
her blouse, he notices a blue "Y" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on
your chest?" asks the doctor.


� Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes
off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love�, she replies.


A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off
her blouse, he notices a red "M" on her chest. "Do you have a boyfriend at
Michigan?" asks the doctor.


� No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin. Why do you ask?"