A woman arrives at the Pearly Gates, and meets...

A woman arrives at the Pearly Gates, and meets Saint Peter. She says,"I
was supposed to look up my husband when I got here"


Saint Peter says, "What's his name?"


She replies, "Smith".


Saint Peter says, "I've got hundreds of thousands of Smiths here, could you
narrow it down a little?"


She says, "His name is John Smith".


Saint Peter says, "I got thousands of
John Smiths here, could you narrow it down a little?"


She says, "He's got red hair."


He says, "I have hundreds of red haired John Smiths here, could
you narrow it down a little?"


She says, "Well, with his last dying breathe he told me to always remain
faithful to his memory, or else he'd roll over in his grave!"


Saint Peter says, "Oh, you mean Pinwheel Smith!"