John receives a phone call."Hello," he answers.The voice on the other end says, "This is Susan. We met at a party about 3 months ago."John: "Hmm... Susan? About 3 months ago?"Susan: "Yes, it was at Bill's house. After the party you took me home. On the way we parked and got into the back seat. You told me I was a good sport."John: "Oh, yeah! Susan! How are you?"Susan: "I'm pregnant and I'm going to kill myself."John: "Say, you ARE a good sport."--Editor's Note: Originally from a George Carlin monologue. Credit where credit is due (well, this time).
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