Female comebacks
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Wom...
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Wom...
Q. What's a man's idea of a perfect date?
A. ...
A man was walking along a Florida beach and st...
Bill walks into a bar and finds his friend Joe...
Once there was a family who was given some ven...
She: "Do you think of me when you're away darl...
Billy Bob and Vern talking one afternoon when ...
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture wit...
Knew a girl at work once who was truly concern...
Q: What's the average man's definition of fore...
After the funeral, the priest said, "I don't t...
10. More sophisticated fashion sense.
9. Love...
Men are like.....Mini Skirts. If you're not ca...
Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage...
Larry's barn burned down and his wife, Susan, ...
Mr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She w...
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lak...
A journalist had done a story on gender roles ...
Three newlywed couples were having breakfast t...
Why is it so hard for women to find men who ar...
Why do women call it PMS?
Because mad cow dis...
There was a middle aged couple who had two stu...
"I want a divorce!" boomed the
loud Texas oil...
Men are like...Bananas. The older they get, th...
Q: What's the difference between a new husband...