The-battle-of-the-sexes Jokes

The-battle-of-the-sexes Jokes

Female comebacks


Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Wom...

Man's idea of a perfect date


Q. What's a man's idea of a perfect date?
A. ...

A genie, a guy, and a bridge to hawaii


A man was walking along a Florida beach and st...

Bill walks into a bar and finds his friend...


Bill walks into a bar and finds his friend Joe...

Guessing games


Once there was a family who was given some ven...

She: "Do you think of me when you're away...


She: "Do you think of me when you're away darl...

Vacation plans


Billy Bob and Vern talking one afternoon when ...

The expert


An efficiency expert concluded his lecture wit...

Smokin'


Knew a girl at work once who was truly concern...

Men and foreplay


Q: What's the average man's definition of fore...

After the funeral, the priest said, "I don't...


After the funeral, the priest said, "I don't t...

Top 10 - dogs better than men


10. More sophisticated fashion sense.
9. Love...

Men are like.....mini skirts


Men are like.....Mini Skirts. If you're not ca...

HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN:


Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage...

Insurance Question


Larry's barn burned down and his wife, Susan, ...

Secretary Helping Out


Mr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She w...

Lover's question


The moon shown silver on the waters of the lak...

Gender Roles In Kuwait


A journalist had done a story on gender roles ...

Three newlywed couples were having breakfast...


Three newlywed couples were having breakfast t...

Finding a boyfriend


Why is it so hard for women to find men who ar...

PMS


Why do women call it PMS?
Because mad cow dis...

Father of beauty


There was a middle aged couple who had two stu...

"I want a divorce!" boomed the loud Texas...


"I want a divorce!" boomed the
loud Texas oil...

Men are like...bananas


Men are like...Bananas. The older they get, th...

Dogs and husbands


Q: What's the difference between a new husband...