Bill was chuckling at the bar when his friend Mike joined him. "Women, they
think they're so smart," he said with a sly smile, going on to explain that he'd
eavesdropped on a phone conversation between his fiancee, Lynn and her best
friend. "Amy," she said, "Bill doesn't know it yet, but the only time I'm
putting out is when I want to get pregnant."
At this, Bill doubled over with laughter, and Mike looked at his friend with
some consternation, "I'd be mad as a hatter! Why aren't you?" he asked.
"Why get mad?" answered Bill. "She'll never know I've had a vasectomy!"
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