Top 5 Reasons Why Computers are Female
Nobody but their creator understands their logic.
Even the smallest mistakes are commited to memory for future reference.
The native language used to communicate with
other computers is incomprehensible to everyone
else.
The message "Bad command or filename" is about
as informative as "if you don't know why I am
mad at you, then I certainly won't tell you."
As soon as you make a commitment to one, you
find yourself spending half your paycheck
on accessories for it/her.
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