Teacher Jokes

Teacher Jokes

So a teacher was lecturing his student...

Teacher: Billy! You have failed your tests agai...

'I am going to eat that p*ssy

The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at sc...

Boys Arguing With Teacher

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered ...

Story about a blue fish.

A boy was told to draw a blue fish for homework...

Teacher and kid

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...

Boy and school teacher

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered ...

In a preschool....

Kids were learning what meat comes from which a...

What children think

The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at sc...

My Mexican teacher

My Mexican teacher asked for a 2 page essay, he...

My teacher told me I should stop being consecutively late to school...

I guess she can't handle people who are Re-tardy.

A kindergarten class was playing outside during recess...

When they came back in, Mrs. Samuels asked the ...

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"

Student: "Meat!"

Teacher: "Very good! Now what...

Eleven

There was a little boy who had just learned to ...

A teacher is asking children how their weekend went...

And young Johnny said, "It was great, Miss! Me ...

School.

Billy: I'm sorry teacher, but I can't do this p...

A teacher is teaching a class

A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that...

A man lost $100 bill

Teacher: Why are you late?

Student: There was ...

Why students teen his teacher

It was oral examination in the standard two. Th...

One brave student...

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...

Little kid recites "Twas The Night Before Christmas"

For the grade school Christmas Pageant the teac...

The new teacher Ms. Crabtree....

The new teacher Ms. Crabtree has gotten tired o...

A teacher asks his students

Teacher- Is it possible to insert two holes in ...