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A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that...
Teacher Jokes
Teacher: What comes after 69?
Student: mouthwash ...
Teacher: Get out!
Teacher asked a question
A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student...
The teacher notices Jimmy brought his cat to school today
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at sc...
What do you call a teacher that's always late?
Mr. Bus (think about it)
French Student
Pierre just came to the U.S. and was instructed...
Kindergarten homework assignment
A kindergarten class had a homework assignment ...
Teacher V/S Student
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...
Change sentence to tense?
Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense...
What's up?
The price of pussy.
(My math teacher in high s...
Help with telegraph/Morse code joke
I am doing a presentation on the Telegraph and ...
Did I ever tell you guys about the time I made it with my really hot math teacher?
couldn't really brag about it at the time 'caus...
The student and the teacher.
JACK: "Would you punish me for something I did...
Jimmy leaves for school today!
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at sc...
Noddy
A Pakistani boy took admission in an American s...
Teacher and John
Teacher: John. Give me a sentence beginning wit...
The Teacher says to the class: Who ever stands up is stupid
The Teacher says to the class: Who ever stands ...
Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant at school?
Because her teacher told her to do an "essay".
Why'd the band teacher go to jai?
Because he fingered A-minor
What did the pre-school math teacher have to say about her students?
Every single one counts.
Kiwi Teacher & Macho Aussie Talking About Pregnant Wife At A Bar
A Kiwi teacher and a macho Aussie builder got t...
The preschool teacher says, "We're going to do vocabulary today. Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?"
Mary raises her hand and exclaims, "Me me me!"
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My teacher said I'd end up working in McDonald's
My teacher said I'd end up working in McDonald'...