Teacher Jokes

Teacher Jokes

Oxygen


The teacher asked kids to bring something belo...

Good cook


Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you sa...

All of your strength

The instructor of a Lamaze class is teaching th...

Subway Series School


On the first day of school, a teacher asked he...

Mayberry Hill


There were these two boys who were late for sc...

Computers


a little boy asks his teacher if he can use th...

Field Trip to the Racetrack


A group of third, fourth and fifth graders acc...

Dumb teacher


what do u call a teacher who smokes dope u cal...

Rules & Regulations for Teachers in 1850


1. Teachers each day will fill lamps, clean ch...

Wise Lucy


A first grade teacher explains to her class th...

Little Johnny on Etiquette


During a good manners and etiquette class, the...

Your Cartoon Charcter


Ever wondered which cartoon character you are ...

Teacher and Pupil


Pupil : Please Miss, would you punish someone...

Whats a period


The kindergarten class had a homework assignme...

New Dance


There was a dance teacher who talked of a very...

Show and Tell...


The teacher asked the students to bring one el...

What's the difference...


Q: What is the difference between a teacher an...

Ugly Teacher

Little Johnny was a very good student in school...

ABC's


Little John and his classmates were learning t...

One Armed Judo


There was a 10 year old boy, who's left arm wa...

Holly lane


One day three peole were late for school. One ...

She is a George Bush fan.


A first grade teacher in a small town in Texas...

Numbers


The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows hi...

PARTING WORDS


Three buddies are sitting around talking one d...

Leasons from a Dog


If a dog were your teacher, you would learn va...