A boy was told to draw a blue fish for homework. The next day he brought the drawing back to school and showed it to the teacher, the teacher looked at it and told him to leave the class and go to the principal. At the principal's office the boy was asked why he was sent, the boy responded;
"Well I was told to draw a blue fish but as soon as the teacher saw it she sent me to you."
The principal asked to see the drawing and upon viewing it expelled the student from the school.
On his way home the boy met his dad, curiously the dad asked him;
"Aren't you supposed to be in school?" To which the boy responded;
"I got expelled for drawing a blue fish" The dad demanded to see the drawing and upon looking at him disowned him as a son and told him to go home.
The boy reached home and his mother, confused, asked why he was at home. To which the boy narrated the whole blue fish story. The mother asked for the drawing and then kicked him out of the house.
The boy then went to his brother who lived alone and asked to live with him, the brother asked him why? And the boy repeated the story of the blue fish. The brother saw the drawing and threw him out of the house.
Having no other option the boy made his way to his grandfather's house but while crossing the road he got hit by a car and died on the spot. So ladies and gentlemen what is the moral of the story?
To those who said don't draw a blue fish, you're wrong, the moral is when crossing the road look left then look right and then look left again.
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