The new teacher Ms. Crabtree has gotten tired of students arriving late to class. Bell rings, roll is taken, and in walks a late student.
"Please tell me your name and why you were late."
"My name is Johnny. I'm late because I was blowing bubbles."
Another late student walks in and is also asked, "Please tell me your name and why you were late."
"My name is Eddy. I'm late because I was blowing bubbles."
Now a third late student comes in.
"What is your name young man?"
"My name is Bubbles."
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