And young Johnny said, "It was great, Miss! Me and my Dad went to the outback! We stuck big sticks of dynamite up cane toads' arses!"
The teacher replies, "Johnny! The correct term is 'rectum'."
"That's right, Miss! Wrecked 'em! Blew 'em to bits!"
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