Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ?
Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 da...
Teacher Jokes
Teacher: What is can't short for ?
Teacher: What is can't short for ? Pupil: Canno...
Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia ?
Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in ...
Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pupil: Life imprisonment !
Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sent...
Teacher: Fred can you find me Australia on the map please ?
Teacher: Fred can you find me Australia on the ...
Teacher: What's the longest word in the English language ?
Teacher: What's the longest word in the English...
Teacher: I wished you would pay a little attention Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can !
Teacher: I wished you would pay a little attent...
Teacher: In what part of the world are the people most ignorant ?
Teacher: In what part of the world are the peop...
Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read Shakespeare ?
Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read...
Teacher: In music, if f means forte, what does ff mean ?
Teacher: In music, if f means forte, what does ...
Teacher: Can you tell me something important that didn't exist 100 years ago ?
Teacher: Can you tell me something important th...
Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection ?
Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your e...
Teacher: Name two pronouns ?
Teacher: Name two pronouns ? Pupil: Who ?, me ?
Teacher: Fred, I'm glad to see your writing has improved.
Teacher: Fred, I'm glad to see your writing has...
Pupil: The art teacher doesn't like what I'm making ?
Pupil: The art teacher doesn't like what I'm ma...
Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered?
Science teacher: What happened when electricity...
Caspar: I was the teacher's pet last year.
Caspar: I was the teacher's pet last year. Jasp...
TEACHER: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TEACHER: Can anybody give an example of COINCID...
Teacher: What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?
Teacher: What do you think astronauts wear to k...
Please, ma'am!
Please, ma'am! How do you spell ichael? The tea...
Daughter: I will never learn to spell.
Daughter: I will never learn to spell. Mother: ...
Fred came home from his first day at school.
Fred came home from his first day at school. No...
Teacher: R-O-X does spell rocks?
Teacher: R-O-X does spell rocks? Pupil: What do...
THE teacher announced that to practice spelling, each member of the class would say what their fathers did for a living and then spell the occupation.
THE teacher announced that to practice spelling...
Little Johnny wasn't very good at spelling.
Little Johnny wasn't very good at spelling. Dur...