When they came back in, Mrs. Samuels asked the first student Tommy, "What did you do during recess?"
"I played in the sandbox," replied Tommy.
"Great," said the teacher. "If you can spell sand, you'll get a cookie." So Tommy proceeded to spell S-A-N-D and got the cookie.
Next, Mrs. Samuels asked another student, "Sally, what did you do during recess today?"
Sally replied, "I played in the sandbox with Tommy."
"If you can spell box, you'll get a cookie," said the teacher. So Sally went on to spell B-O-X and got the cookie.
Next, Mrs. Samuels asked Jamal, "What did you do during recess?"
"I tried to play in the sandbox with Tommy and Sally, but they threw sand and rocks at me," replied Jamal.
"What," said the teacher. "That's adolescent racial discrimination! If you can spell racial discrimination, you'll get a cookie."
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