Billy: I'm sorry teacher, but I can't do this problem.
Teacher: F*ck yourself, then.
--The next day--
Billy: I'm sorry teach, but I just couldn't do that - my willy's not long enough! But my parents taught me how to do the problem.
Teacher thinks for a while.
Teacher: OK, let me help you.
*undresses*
Billy: ...
Billy: Do you want me to show you the moves my parents also taught me?
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