Teacher Jokes

Teacher Jokes

Teacher-Student Joke

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...

A student asks his teacher if he can go to the bathroom

"You can go to the bathroom after you recite th...

Little Johnny casts his vote

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of...

Johny the Fighter Pilot

A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class...

"Why is my cat at school today".

The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at sc...

In shop class...

student: where do you keep your nails?
teacher:...

My math teacher asked "should we trust a radical?"

I said no, they ain't safe around planes.

Guaranteed to make you smile.

Teacher asked Johnny "What's wrong?". Johnny sa...

Student: I'll never be good at geography.

Geography teacher: Not with that latitude!

A teacher and the funny Johnny

A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that...

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This is too all high school teacher, What is th...

A teacher was teaching....

A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that...

Elementary School Teacher falls down really bad | Old joke from Brazil

After the break time, Mrs. Schmoyer called all ...

Two boys walk in late to class one day...

Two boys walk in late to class and the teacher ...

How did the trigonometry teacher, prone to waffling, commit suicide?

Before he went off on a tangent, he hanged hims...

My history teacher found a tampon

He's still trying to figure out what period it'...

Meanwhile in Germany...


It was the first day back at school in Munich,...

Two students, James and John, were given a writing assignment...

They were each to write a sentence describing a...

clever pupil makes fool his teacher

PUPIL: Teacher, would you punish me for somethi...

My Pre-Calculus teacher added another level to a well known joke today.

His projector died, and he said that it kicked ...