Teacher- Is it possible to insert two holes in a hole? ;)
Students- No sir... :/
Teacher:- Think about it today and tell me tomorrow, you may take help of your parents. :)
Next day, no student could come up with an answer.
Teacher- Oh! even your parents couldn't help you, it's very easy, I can do it in front of you. :P
He then proceeded to join his index finger with his thumb, making a hole and then inserted his nose in it.
Teacher- See how easy it was ^_^
Next day...
Student- Sir, my dad told me to ask you, if you can insert 7 holes in a hole.
Teacher- No, that would be impossible :/
Student- Sir, my dad didn't tell me the answer, but he gave me this flute and told me that you would know where to stick it. ^_^
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.