Why did the Walrus go to the Tupperware party?
He wanted a tight seal.
Seal Jokes
A penguin is driving his car..
..when he hears a strange noise, and takes it t...
What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?
A clubbed sandwich
A penguin's car breaks down..
So he goes to the nearest mechanic. The mechani...
So a seal walks into a bar..,
Get it?
No?
Me neither.
Why did the walrus go to the container store?
To find a tight seal. ????
What do walruses and tupperware have in common?
They're both looking for a tight seal.
Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware store?
He was looking for a tight seal.
Best worst pick up lines?
Anything and everything.
"Hey, how much does a...
Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store?
Because he wanted a tight seal.
Shameless Bachelor Joke Theft
Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware store?
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Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party?
To find a tight seal.
A baby seal walks into a club.
buh dum tssss.
So a baby seal walks into a club.
The end.
A penguin was driving down a highway...
...And hears a noise from his car's engine. He ...
Some marine biologists are at a party...
And at this party there's this marine mammal in...
A years worth of jokes
Every week a guy I work with sends out jokes, h...
What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?
I think we should sea otter people.
So a seal walks into a club.
The end.
A penguin's car breaks down.
He takes it to a garage and the mechanic says, ...
A baby seal walked into a club
ba dum tss
A baby seal walks into a bar...
... and says,"I'll have anything but a Canadian...
A baby seal walks into a club.
please dont hate me
A penguin is driving his car...
A penguin is driving his car when he notices th...
What does a Walrus and Tupperware have in common?
They both enjoy a tight Seal.