And at this party there's this marine mammal in the corner of the room--not bothering anyone or doing anything in particular, just hanging out. But the scientists are enjoying their party to such an extent that they just give this creature a glance now and again, not really acknowledging this animal.
The party raves on for a while longer. One hour passes, two hours pass, and still no one is paying real attention to the animal.
Finally someone shouts, “ISN'T ANYONE GOING TO ADDRESS THE ELEPHANT SEAL IN THE ROOM?!"
(Sorry if this is dumb. Spent the night half asleep and decided this was funny.)
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