Girl you got the brains of a seal.
Wanna get smashed at the club?
Seal Jokes
The Machine Gun
Three American Navy Seals are sent to Mexico to...
What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?
A nice tight seal
A penguin takes his car to the mechanic....
The mechanic tells him it'll take about an hour...
A seal walks into a club...
Lets say that he got knocked up just a little t...
Penguin takes car to the mechanic...
On a really hot day, a penguin takes his car to...
Why did the Walrus go to the tupperware party?
He was looking for a tight seal.
What do a piece of tuperware and a walrus have in common?
They both like a tight seal.
A seal walks into a club...
that is all.
A baby seal walks into a club...
That's it. A baby seal walks into a club.
o_o
A seal walks into a bar....
And the bartender says, "what are you going to ...
A baby seal walks into a club
And later dies from complications of severe bra...
A baby seal walks into a club...
and is escorted outside due to being underage.
...
So a seal walks into a bar
And the bartender asks "What can I get for you?...
Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?
He wanted to find a tight seal.
So a baby seal walks into a club...
That's it.
A penguin goes to his mechanic...
A penguin decides to get his car checked out on...
A seal walks into a bar...
And the bartender says "what will it be?"
The ...
A baby seal walks into a club.
...while two drums and a cymbal fall off a clif...
A penguin is driving his car
When suddenly the car starts making rattling no...
Sarah Palin went Moose Hunting.
It was a cold day in B.F.E, Alaska and Sarah Pa...
A baby Seal
A baby seal walks into a club.
A vacationing penguin is driving his through Arizona when...
A vacationing penguin is driving his through Ar...
A penguin brought his car into the shop...
... And the mechanic says to the penguin, "It'l...
A penguin has some car trouble...
A vacationing penguin is driving his car throug...