Funniest Joke of All Time!! (according to me)
Seal walks into a Club...
Seal Jokes
What is a seal's favorite drink?
Club soda
A baby seal walks into a club...
Think about it...lol
A seal walks into a bar
The bartender says, "What'll it be?"
The seal s...
What's black and white and red all over?
* When I tell it: a new paper.
* When my kids t...
Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?
Because the warranty is void if the seal is bro...
Seal loses electron
Did you hear about the seal that lost an electr...
A Baby Seal Walks Into A Club...
I'll see myself out.
A baby seal walks into a bar, bartender asks what he's having..
anything but Canadian Club
A baby seal walked into a club
My son has a new stuffed animal
A penguin's car breaks down
So he takes it to the mechanic. The mechanic te...
broke down penguin
A penguin breaks down driving and gets towed in...
How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?
Remove an electron.
Penguin takes his car to the mechanic
On a really hot day, a penguin takes his car to...
I bought a box of animal crackers...
I bought a box of animal crackers and the label...
What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?
*What does a walrus and Tupperware have in comm...
A penguin went to the garage to get his car fixed...
...He said to the mechanic, "Can you figure out...
My favourite penguin joke
A vacationing penguin is driving his car throug...
A penguin is driving along in his convertible on a very hot day...
when it suddenly breaks down. He has it towed ...
Girl, if your beauty was represented in stocks, I'd invest everything...
Because you're at an all-time low.
(Use it to ...
What do a walrus and tupperware have in common?
They both like a tight seal
A penguin is driving....
down the street when his car starts sputtering....
A penguin driving down the road...
So, a penguin is driving down the road when he ...
So the penguin...
A penguin is driving to the grocery store and B...
Decent One Liner!
A seal walks into a club.