"Can you please take a look at my car" he asks the attendant, "sure what's the problem" the attendant says. "it seems to be leaking", "no worries leave it here and come back in about 10 minutes, I'll check it for you".
The penguin leaves the workshop and spies an ice creamery down the road. Thinks to himself, it is a nice day for an ice cream.
10 minutes later he returns to the workshop to check on his car just as he finished his soft serve.
The mechanic looks up just as he walked through the door and says, "Ahh, it looks like you have blown a seal".
"No No" says the penguin as he quickly wipes his beak, "It was just an ice cream"
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