...and he's going through a very small town in the middle of nowhere when his car starts making a lot of weird noises. He decides to swing by a mechanic's shop and explains to the mechanic that his car keeps making really strange noises and asks him if he can figure out what the problem is.
"Yeah I can get it figured out," says the mechanic, "but I'll need a little while to figure it out."
So the penguin looks around at the other little shops nearby and he notices that there's an ice cream parlor across the street. The penguin is delighted, because he loves ice cream, and waddles across the street. While browsing over the flavors he spots his favorite, French Vanilla! He orders the tallest cone he can get and digs in.
After an hour or so the penguin heads back over to the mechanic's shop and asks the mechanic what the problem was.
The mechanic replies, "Well it looks like you blew a seal."
To which the penguin laughingly replies, "Oh no no no, that's ice cream on my face!"
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